Friday, October 29, 2004
So Halloween is here! By far one of my favorite holidays. Nothing says fun like dressing up, getting drunk and hooking up with people that you don't know! Now this is from a college prospective of course, kids are all like Candy! Yeah! Fuck that... I'm like Beer and Bitches! Yay! Masks are good too, cause nothing says random hook up then the costumes that you dont know at all who the other person is until you are in the bedroom (read also as bathroom, library, lounge, where ever else you may be hooking up). This can cause some problems, or provide some pleasent surprises. Either way. I am a big fan.
The Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like...every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make. I have decided I really like porn. Lately the whole sex life thing has taken a massive downswing and I figured porn might be a good outlit, but instead of gettin me off at all, I tend to just laugh my ass off. Porn is so horrible, yet funny at the same time. I mean seriously, people need to watch porn just to blow off steam. It is great for bonding and for entertainment... seriously, try it. Get a group of people, girls, guys, girls and guys, girls guys and donkeys, who really cares; just get a group togeather and watch some porn. It is an entertaining time, and depending on the people, it could result in a full blown orgy.
Either way, random tangent, random post... you know, just felt like i should do it.
God hates you
The Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like...every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make. I have decided I really like porn. Lately the whole sex life thing has taken a massive downswing and I figured porn might be a good outlit, but instead of gettin me off at all, I tend to just laugh my ass off. Porn is so horrible, yet funny at the same time. I mean seriously, people need to watch porn just to blow off steam. It is great for bonding and for entertainment... seriously, try it. Get a group of people, girls, guys, girls and guys, girls guys and donkeys, who really cares; just get a group togeather and watch some porn. It is an entertaining time, and depending on the people, it could result in a full blown orgy.
Either way, random tangent, random post... you know, just felt like i should do it.
God hates you
Sunday, October 10, 2004
I am back. And like normal, this means I am angry. So much fucked up shit has happend in the last month I don't really know where to start. I could talk about stupid people, my possible jail time, fines, emergencies, sanctions... I really don't know where to start. Needless to say shit has gotten fucked up.
They don't teach you this in history class, but in colonial times, the person who got left in the stocks overnight was nothing left than fair game for everybody to nail. Men or women, anybody bent over had no way of knowing who was doing the ram job, and this is the real reason you never wanted to end up here unless you had a family member or a friend who would stand with you the whole time. To protect you. To watch your ass for real. That is how I feel right now.... I feel as if I have just been put in the stocks.... with no one watching my ass... It is just a matter of time before I get fucked, and like the example, it is not going to be happy, it is going to hurt and I don't know what is going to fuck me first.
It is strange. I am not the type of person who gets scared, but currently, man.... I am fucked in the head. Right when I feel that I am getting my life back on track, it seems like some thing, (in this case some things) comes up and fucks up everything I have going for me. Right when I am close to a revelation, BAM! back in the fire. It sucks. People constantally tell me that God loves me, I wish I saw this love.... In closing, God still hates me, he hates you, and there is nothing we can do about it. We are just some unlucky fucks who had the misfortune of being born.
God hates me
They don't teach you this in history class, but in colonial times, the person who got left in the stocks overnight was nothing left than fair game for everybody to nail. Men or women, anybody bent over had no way of knowing who was doing the ram job, and this is the real reason you never wanted to end up here unless you had a family member or a friend who would stand with you the whole time. To protect you. To watch your ass for real. That is how I feel right now.... I feel as if I have just been put in the stocks.... with no one watching my ass... It is just a matter of time before I get fucked, and like the example, it is not going to be happy, it is going to hurt and I don't know what is going to fuck me first.
It is strange. I am not the type of person who gets scared, but currently, man.... I am fucked in the head. Right when I feel that I am getting my life back on track, it seems like some thing, (in this case some things) comes up and fucks up everything I have going for me. Right when I am close to a revelation, BAM! back in the fire. It sucks. People constantally tell me that God loves me, I wish I saw this love.... In closing, God still hates me, he hates you, and there is nothing we can do about it. We are just some unlucky fucks who had the misfortune of being born.
God hates me
